All Episodes

Taking a Little Break
Yeah, this is exactly what you think it is . . . We're goofing off again

A Very Traditional Episode
Traditions help us Weird Humans feel connected to our families, our communities and our culture.

We're So Vain
Candace and Elle talk about beauty, Botox, and the strange things we do to ourselves.

Wine & Tater Tots
After about 5 minutes of consideration, we've decided that any diet can be absolute garbage.

Golden Girls Gone Wild
The older we get, the more we like to hear stories about old people killing it!

Like Mike, Not Manson . . .
Magical thinking is something that you think of as indicative of mental illness.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Season 2
Behind the scenes and what to expect from the upcoming season.

Season 2 Teaser
The first episode of Season 2 drops October 13

Re-Framing Britney
From the outside, the life of a celebrity seems amazing and glamorous, but the reality may be very different.

Your Spice Rack Could Kill You
Are you capsaicin naive, or just a spice pussy?

Does Your Stuff Pay Rent?
Are you a hoarder, or just a too much stuff haver?

Cult Marketing 101
Candace FINALLY gets us talking about CULTS!

Goals
Humans are weirdly hardwired to set goals. How do you get things done?

All Advice is Bad Advice, When You Don't Want Advice
Humans love to give each other advice, but do any of us really want to hear it?

This is Our Mid-life Podcast
When was the first time you felt like an adult?

Colin Jost (Sometimes) Shits His Pants
Is embarrassment unique to humans? We've all experienced situations that we wish we could have avoided.

Welcome to our first "good" episode!
The wait is over! We've finally recorded an episode that we're (mostly) proud of.

The One with the Pennies
Should we get rid of the penny? We look at the reasons to keep it vs eliminate it.